Wheat Balls

Have you ever been hit by a spit ball out of a straw? If you have, then you know what I'm talking about when I say it is one of the most gross and irritating things EVER, and you probably feel like slapping your attacker upside the head. Am I right? YES.

Now, imagine the spit being replaced by a little wheat granule. Maybe a bit less saliva-y and wet, true, but also harder and sharper. It would downright sting to get pelted by one of those babies, don't you think?

Aaron and his buddies, the Rosenhans, discovered a little trick of putting a handful of wheat into their mouths and transferring a single grain to one opening of the straw. From there, they'd take their aim and blow enough air through the straw to fire the wheat at a victim. Usually these victims were each other, but one day, they decided to make a game of it.

They were chillin like villains in the bed of someone's truck, and they found their new, unsuspecting victims in the form of drivers in other cars--drivers with their windows down. The boys were in pretty good practice by now, and they could usually hit their target each and every time. One car pulled up right next to them at a red light. This car's driver was a woman wearing a low-cut top, and her window was down. Aaron seized the perfect opportunity and fired his wheat at the lady.

And the wheat went down her shirt front. Aaron laughed his face off when the woman jumped, startled, looking around trying to figure out what on earth had just happened to her. Of course, he'd also ducked down to the floor of the truck bed so as not be been seen.

Oh, Aaron. What a trouble maker.